I've done the flapper look at 4.30am and it's tricky. It's always cold and the sequins and heels make me look like I'm just walking home from a big night out instead of just starting my day.
I've done the "day dress" look, which was slightly easier. I've gone for feather boas and pearls, head turbans and gloves, I've shoved my feet into shoes that are too small as it seems no ladies had feet bigger than size 36 back then.
This year, I'm changing it up and I'm starting a new category.
I'm calling it "Gangster Slapper". A cross between a sexy gangster and a flapper.
I've got myself a pinstripe suit, a hat that will save the hairdo, high heels, a gun, smoky eyes that's easy to do at that hour of the morning as I just won't take my makeup off from the day before.
Then I'm thinking of teaming with either pearls or feathers depending on my mood. Gloves are off as I won't be able to scroll on my phone, they didn't think of that in the 1930s of course.
But I think it's a winner. My only decision left is long pants or shorts and fishnets. This had led Adam to coin his own phrase for my new look, he's going with "Ole Time Hussy".
Well he got the ole right.