"Guys, grab some chocolate and come check this out! These guys were awesome."
Three minutes into song two, the second remote takes control, "have you seen this Dad?" Comes a voice from the corner, and you're watching a song released 27 minutes ago that's apparently old news.
I think back, to showing my dad the latest Greenday song. When I come Around was all over the radio. Branching out from my usual, I'd discovered a rocking side to my tastes.
"It's a little bit heavy" the response. "I'm never going to stop liking the new music kids are into," I said to my father. "Oh you will" he casually threw back.
Glancing back to the TV I considered whether I needed to put on some Alanis Morrisette, some John Mayer or even perhaps a little Led Zepp, I wondered, I could educate my children on what ''good'' music was.
But it was with a heavy heart and a half-sized marshmallow egg I realised, perhaps my dad was right, and this is just a part of growing up.
Chocolate shrinks, music changes, and one day you, too, wake up and you're the ''Dad'' and not the kid!
The good news is the Easter Bunny still bought me an egg, and I'm getting ready to pen a letter to Santa!
- Adam Green