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Scooting along into trouble

By Roger Moroney
Hawkes Bay Today·
27 Jan, 2012 06:45 PM3 mins to read

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IN THE corner of the garage is a scooter.

Not one of those push ones with wheels the size of saucers and front forks which the bold and the brave spin in the air while hurtling over a three-metre ramp.

No, one with wheels the size of dinner plates and with an engine barely bigger than the unit bolted on to the lawnmower.

It is not entirely practical given that it steers too quickly and has a speed warning light which tends to start flashing at a sniff under 50km/h. At that "speed", its engine fair shrieks ... it prefers 40km/h. Through the more confined streets of suburban Tokyo, it is probably extremely practical but on a voyage in or out of town along routes such as Kennedy and Taradale Rds it becomes slightly daunting.

One thing in its favour is that you become immediately aware of your vulnerability when out in the traffic. Your eyes dart from mirror to horizon, left and right, and back again.

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Having notched up 41 years riding motorcycles, I prefer horsepower. I also prefer being able to keep up with traffic rather than purposely straying left to avoid it.

But I've ridden bigger capacity scooters, and hold dear memories of a 150 Vespa I had the use of for a fortnight once.

But the little ones ... they're okay but not my bag. I guess my size doesn't assist in the power-to-weight ratio, but there you go. Most of those who ride scooters properly and purposefully are aware of the vulnerability factor.

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In my younger years, I came off a few bikes and, yes, you tend to take a bit of a battering.

Now, if I want to go real fast and try some late braking I do so at race/ride days which are held at the main circuits fairly regularly.

On the road ... no way.

Maybe it is a wisdom borne from an adolescence long put to bed and preferring to visit a hospital rather than be admitted to one.

Like (I fear) the visits friends and parents and relatives of a group of young guys on scooters I spotted on Tuesday will one day be required to carry out.

Bare legs, bare arms and riding with typical youthful exuberance - all over the place.

Weaving, crossing lanes, flicking out a leg at each other, bouncing the suspension, the usual ... no idea. One nudge, one over-correction and those bare arms and legs would have been nicely sculpted for the rest of their lives.

Oh yes, summer is a grand time for cycling, scootering and motorcycling but, come on kids, think about it. I was behind you lads and I would have been the one who would have had to hit the anchors, then get out and start trying to stem the blood. Would you leap from a moving car at 50km/h in T-shirt and shorts?

No, of course not.

There is too much tragedy and heartbreak created on these roads.

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So pack it in with the road-top aerobatics boys and watch the tin-top traffic around you, not each other. And use your motor scooters for the purpose they were designed for. Namely, to get from A to B ... safely.

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