Hawkes Bay Today
  • Hawke's Bay Today home
  • Latest news
  • Sport
  • Business
  • Opinion
  • Lifestyle
  • Property
  • Video
  • Death notices
  • Classifieds

Subscriptions

  • Herald Premium
  • Viva Premium
  • The Listener
  • BusinessDesk

Sections

  • Latest news
  • On The Up
  • Sport
  • Business
  • Opinion
  • Lifestyle
  • Property
    • All Property
    • Residential property listings
  • Rural
    • All Rural
    • Dairy farming
    • Sheep & beef farming
    • Horticulture
    • Animal health
    • Rural business
    • Rural life
    • Rural technology

Locations

  • Napier
  • Hastings
  • Havelock North
  • Central Hawke's Bay
  • Tararua

Media

  • Video
  • Photo galleries
  • Today's Paper - E-Editions
  • Photo sales
  • Classifieds

Weather

  • Napier
  • Hastings
  • Dannevirke
  • Gisborne

NZME Network

  • Advertise with NZME
  • OneRoof
  • Driven Car Guide
  • BusinessDesk
  • Newstalk ZB
  • Sunlive
  • ZM
  • The Hits
  • Coast
  • Radio Hauraki
  • The Alternative Commentary Collective
  • Gold
  • Flava
  • iHeart Radio
  • Hokonui
  • Radio Wanaka
  • iHeartCountry New Zealand
  • Restaurant Hub
  • NZME Events

SubscribeSign In
Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.
Home / Hawkes Bay Today

Hawke's Bay: Roger Moroney: Cocoa and keys ... a Santa tale

By Roger Moroney
Reporter·Hawkes Bay Today·
23 Dec, 2019 05:00 PM4 mins to read

Subscribe to listen

Access to Herald Premium articles require a Premium subscription. Subscribe now to listen.
Already a subscriber?  Sign in here

Listening to articles is free for open-access content—explore other articles or learn more about text-to-speech.
‌
Save

    Share this article

Roger Moroney is an award-winning journalist for Hawke's Bay Today and observer of the slightly off-centre.

Roger Moroney is an award-winning journalist for Hawke's Bay Today and observer of the slightly off-centre.

COMMENT
One of the trickiest questions I had to answer when the kids were very little was the Santa question.

Not so much "is there really a Santa Claus?" but more along the lines of "how many Santas are there?"

For it was verging on Christmas Eve a good few decades back when we had taken our little girls to town, where in one of the big stores there was a really well-crafted Santa's grotto, and he even had a couple of fairy helpers at the door to it. I think they actually worked in the clothing department but that's by the by.

So yep, took them to see and meet Santa and they got a little wrapped cookie or a chocky or something and were delighted, because the bloke wearing suit and bearing the great white beard looked thoroughly majestic and convincing.

Shortly afterwards, on the way back to the old Vauxhall Viva, we walked past another store and there in the doorway was ... Santa Claus.

Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.
Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.

And on the drive home past a suburban shopping centre there outside one of the stores was ... Santa Claus.

So the question was inevitable.

With a quizzical face one of the little'uns asked how come there was more than one Santa?

Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.

I was going to try the old line about how he can move magically and mysteriously from one site to another in mere seconds, but realised that would not have worked as the suburban Santa we sighted had a beard more like a shredded white flannel rather than bushy hair.

"Representatives," I blurted.

"Ambassadors."

I then explained (or attempted to explain) that Santa Claus was so very, very busy at his digs up by the North Pole because there was so much packing to do and he had to sort out an employment issue with the trade union bloke representing the reindeer.

Discover more

Hawke's Bay 'Santa' cops deliver Christmas cheer

23 Dec 09:51 PM
New Zealand|crime

The most likely shoplifters this silly season? Groups of women

24 Dec 01:01 AM

So he "employed" ambassadors who were sent all around the world to spread his Christmas word and to tell the youngsters to be good because then they would get a present.

That seemed to sort it, until later I was asked how come he could take something to every girl and boy around the whole world on that single Christmas Eve night?

"He has the ability to make time stand still," I replied, adding that he could stop the clocks and spend the equivalent of about 11 days delivering while the clocks all stayed still in time.

That kind of worked.

What did cause a couple of frowns though was the chimney question.

For in the colourful Santa books the old bloke, despite nudging what is medically termed obesity, would clamber down chimneys ... without leaving a mess ... not even a smidgen of soot on the gifts delivered.

Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.

At this stage we had closed our chimney off, so there was some bewilderment on the faces of the little believers.

"How's he going to get in?"

I looked at the closed chimney, and looked at the faces before me as this was a very good question.

I gave them the answer I would give our little boy several years later at our new house which had a built-in fire thing and only a pipe leading up to the chimney top.

"Oh we leave a key in the letterbox for him," I said.

"Most people do that now as it's far easier for old Santa."

Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.

They weren't so convinced, so on Christmas Eve as they began to slumber I shuffled past their room toward the door declaring "oh, better get this key out to the letterbox."

But I think my most triumphant "there is a Santa" moment was what has become known as "the hand".

When I was a lad, Dad would leave a bottle of soft drink on the floor by the tree and on Christmas morning it would be empty!

Proof he had been. So I left "the hand" as proof.

I cut out a tracing of my hand, adding size to it to make it untraceable of course, and placed the stencil on a sheet of paper, which was a note thanking Santa, and rubbed cocoa upon it leaving a mysterious hand print.

The lad found it by the toys on his bed and I nodded wisely and said "ahh ... got him."

Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.

I explained that I'd left cocoa on the door handle and when Santa came in he'd get it on his hand and leave a trace somewhere, which he did after picking up our note to him.

The boy treasured that cocoa print and yep, it's stored away somewhere still.

Crikey - I hope he's not reading this. Don't want anyone to have any doubts about Santa at this special time.

Merry festiveness one and all.

Save

    Share this article

Latest from Hawkes Bay Today

Hawkes Bay Today

Stabbing in Hawke’s Bay, one taken to hospital with serious wounds

19 Jun 10:45 PM
Hawkes Bay Today

Air NZ plane lands safely after mid-air maintenance alert

19 Jun 09:14 PM
Hawkes Bay Today

'Living expressions': Pou returned to Hastings Civic Square after restoration

19 Jun 09:00 PM

Jono and Ben brew up a tea-fuelled adventure in Sri Lanka

sponsored
Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.

Latest from Hawkes Bay Today

Stabbing in Hawke’s Bay, one taken to hospital with serious wounds

Stabbing in Hawke’s Bay, one taken to hospital with serious wounds

19 Jun 10:45 PM

One person was taken into custody at the scene.

Air NZ plane lands safely after mid-air maintenance alert

Air NZ plane lands safely after mid-air maintenance alert

19 Jun 09:14 PM
'Living expressions': Pou returned to Hastings Civic Square after restoration

'Living expressions': Pou returned to Hastings Civic Square after restoration

19 Jun 09:00 PM
Our top Premium stories this year: Special offer for Herald, Viva, Listener

Our top Premium stories this year: Special offer for Herald, Viva, Listener

19 Jun 08:11 PM
Help for those helping hardest-hit
sponsored

Help for those helping hardest-hit

NZ Herald
  • About NZ Herald
  • Meet the journalists
  • Newsletters
  • Classifieds
  • Help & support
  • Contact us
  • House rules
  • Privacy Policy
  • Terms of use
  • Competition terms & conditions
  • Our use of AI
Subscriber Services
  • Hawke's Bay Today e-edition
  • Manage your print subscription
  • Manage your digital subscription
  • Subscribe to Herald Premium
  • Subscribe to the Hawke's Bay Today
  • Gift a subscription
  • Subscriber FAQs
  • Subscription terms & conditions
  • Promotions and subscriber benefits
NZME Network
  • Hawke's Bay Today
  • The New Zealand Herald
  • The Northland Age
  • The Northern Advocate
  • Waikato Herald
  • Bay of Plenty Times
  • Rotorua Daily Post
  • Whanganui Chronicle
  • Viva
  • NZ Listener
  • Newstalk ZB
  • BusinessDesk
  • OneRoof
  • Driven Car Guide
  • iHeart Radio
  • Restaurant Hub
NZME
  • NZME Events
  • About NZME
  • NZME careers
  • Advertise with NZME
  • Digital self-service advertising
  • Book your classified ad
  • Photo sales
  • © Copyright 2025 NZME Publishing Limited
TOP