Hawkes Bay Today
  • Hawke's Bay Today home
  • Latest news
  • Sport
  • Business
  • Opinion
  • Lifestyle
  • Property
  • Video
  • Death notices
  • Classifieds

Subscriptions

  • Herald Premium
  • Viva Premium
  • The Listener
  • BusinessDesk

Sections

  • Latest news
  • On The Up
  • Sport
  • Business
  • Opinion
  • Lifestyle
  • Property
    • All Property
    • Residential property listings
  • Rural
    • All Rural
    • Dairy farming
    • Sheep & beef farming
    • Horticulture
    • Animal health
    • Rural business
    • Rural life
    • Rural technology

Locations

  • Napier
  • Hastings
  • Havelock North
  • Central Hawke's Bay
  • Tararua

Media

  • Video
  • Photo galleries
  • Today's Paper - E-Editions
  • Photo sales
  • Classifieds

Weather

  • Napier
  • Hastings
  • Dannevirke
  • Gisborne

NZME Network

  • Advertise with NZME
  • OneRoof
  • Driven Car Guide
  • BusinessDesk
  • Newstalk ZB
  • Sunlive
  • ZM
  • The Hits
  • Coast
  • Radio Hauraki
  • The Alternative Commentary Collective
  • Gold
  • Flava
  • iHeart Radio
  • Hokonui
  • Radio Wanaka
  • iHeartCountry New Zealand
  • Restaurant Hub
  • NZME Events

SubscribeSign In
Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.
Home / Hawkes Bay Today

Editorial: World Cup's bite is worse than its bark

By Roger Moroney
Hawkes Bay Today·
27 Jun, 2014 10:00 PM3 mins to read

Subscribe to listen

Access to Herald Premium articles require a Premium subscription. Subscribe now to listen.
Already a subscriber?  Sign in here

Listening to articles is free for open-access content—explore other articles or learn more about text-to-speech.
‌
Save

    Share this article

Oh dear oh dear.

It was not a Minties moment ... it was a munchies moment.

Uruguayan striker Luis Suarez provided the football World Cup in Brazil with global exposure a few days ago for all the wrong reasons.

This was a tournament which many feared would result in something ugly occurring.

But not on the pitches of Brazil, more likely on the crime-filled streets as desperate and cash-strapped residents from the slum-like favelas went in search of foreigners bearing gifts ... like money and cellphones and jewellery.

Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.
Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.

There was talk about mass transportation disruption and stadiums ill-equipped to handle the game's most cherished and prestigious four-yearly event.

But it all appears to have gone swimmingly well, unless you are English, Italian or Spanish.

I have English and Spanish heritage so it hasn't been the best of weeks, but I have been entertained by what I've seen, especially from the smaller fish in the global game.

Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.

Sadly, the only issues have been on the pitch.

From the ludicrous dive the Greek player performed to get a match-winning penalty in the last minutes of their clash, to the appalling case of "your shoulder just struck my teeth" incident as described by Mr Suarez and his idiotic management who have declared it all to be a media beat-up.

Suarez is clearly equipped to be a fine nippy little player with strong limbs and a rare nouse for accuracy.

But he is equally well equipped, by virtue of his gnashers, to be able to make a sizeable impact upon a field of flesh.

He has now bitten an opposing player three times during his chequered playing history and performed more dives than the average Cape Kidnappers gannet.

He clearly has a nutritional as well as a psychological problem and to my mind it should simply be three strikes and you are out ... or in this case three bites.

It irked me as sport should be, simply, sport.

So I was buoyed to chat with Pirates 11th Grade rugby coach David Taukamo and one of his fine and humble young sportsmen, William Marsden, this week.

This is a team that plays fairly and nobly. They applaud their opposition and pay compliment to them when they do well.

It is a refreshing and feel-good thing, and I think we should have a whip-around to send David over to Brazil to spread his philosophy to the leaders of the at times not-so-beautiful game.

Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.

Footnote: I have started calling our little lunatic cat Luis ... no explanations required.

Save

    Share this article

Latest from Hawkes Bay Today

Hawkes Bay Today

'Geriatric poverty': Outrage over Central Hawke’s Bay water rate hikes

21 Jun 12:56 AM
Premium
Opinion

Matariki is the ‘door to the new year’: Te Hira Henderson

20 Jun 07:00 PM
Premium
Hawkes Bay Today

Watch: Forestry skidder tipped over cliff after logging company goes bust

20 Jun 06:00 PM

Jono and Ben brew up a tea-fuelled adventure in Sri Lanka

sponsored
Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.

Latest from Hawkes Bay Today

'Geriatric poverty': Outrage over Central Hawke’s Bay water rate hikes

'Geriatric poverty': Outrage over Central Hawke’s Bay water rate hikes

21 Jun 12:56 AM

Household rates could rise from $2500 to $7400 by 2035.

Premium
Matariki is the ‘door to the new year’: Te Hira Henderson

Matariki is the ‘door to the new year’: Te Hira Henderson

20 Jun 07:00 PM
Premium
Watch: Forestry skidder tipped over cliff after logging company goes bust

Watch: Forestry skidder tipped over cliff after logging company goes bust

20 Jun 06:00 PM
Premium
Hastings stable claims another Waikato Hurdle win in mixed day: John Jenkins

Hastings stable claims another Waikato Hurdle win in mixed day: John Jenkins

20 Jun 06:00 PM
Help for those helping hardest-hit
sponsored

Help for those helping hardest-hit

NZ Herald
  • About NZ Herald
  • Meet the journalists
  • Newsletters
  • Classifieds
  • Help & support
  • Contact us
  • House rules
  • Privacy Policy
  • Terms of use
  • Competition terms & conditions
  • Our use of AI
Subscriber Services
  • Hawke's Bay Today e-edition
  • Manage your print subscription
  • Manage your digital subscription
  • Subscribe to Herald Premium
  • Subscribe to the Hawke's Bay Today
  • Gift a subscription
  • Subscriber FAQs
  • Subscription terms & conditions
  • Promotions and subscriber benefits
NZME Network
  • Hawke's Bay Today
  • The New Zealand Herald
  • The Northland Age
  • The Northern Advocate
  • Waikato Herald
  • Bay of Plenty Times
  • Rotorua Daily Post
  • Whanganui Chronicle
  • Viva
  • NZ Listener
  • Newstalk ZB
  • BusinessDesk
  • OneRoof
  • Driven Car Guide
  • iHeart Radio
  • Restaurant Hub
NZME
  • NZME Events
  • About NZME
  • NZME careers
  • Advertise with NZME
  • Digital self-service advertising
  • Book your classified ad
  • Photo sales
  • © Copyright 2025 NZME Publishing Limited
TOP