Media teams reporting live from the game also experienced tremors, and unfortunately for us, many visitors thought the problem was localised.
Unable to call our sober driver for a rendezvous point, we stood in the rain outside the stadium, cursing Spark at the end of each failed call.
The meltdown remains a mystery.
Yesterday, the only reference to the fiasco on the company's website was the following: "Network traffic has returned to normal. Apologies to anyone inconvenienced by the issues over the weekend, we will continue to monitor the situation".
Apology conditionally accepted. After all, an unreserved apology from this mammoth provider would be best received by way of a reduced invoice next month.