Running in the nude has been with us a long time, at least since 1799 when a man arrested in London admitted he'd accepted a wager of 10 guineas to run naked from Cornhill to Cheapside. Not bad money if you can get it. Over $2000 in today's money.
Students took to it with some gusto over the years, but it was 170 years before streaking was really popularised, perhaps most by one Harold Ray Ragside, known on vinyl as Ray Stevens, who in March 1974 released the No 1 hit The Streak, with its famed line, "Don't look, Ethel".
It wasn't until 1982 we heard of Erika Roe, a diversion during an England v Australia rugby test at Twickenham, and sometimes, erroneously, being referred to as the first streak.
Streaking ain't going away, but out of last week has emerged a review of security at rugby tests, which is perhaps good. At least it's only been a lone streaker who's brought this to a head. It could have been a bomber, a hooligan (as in soccer), a riot, maybe.
In the end, the punters pay. There'll be over 200 security staff at tonight's match between the All Blacks and the Springboks in Wellington, costing at least $60 each.
But don't blame that on the streaker. If they stop a bomber, or a riot, it may be just as well there was a streaker at McLean Park.