Thankfully my many children's demands preclude couch-based debauchery playing out today. Bless them.
How times have changed. Not only will I stay sober(ish) today, but it's dubious whether I'll last the distance.
But I must, we're playing the Emerald Greens after all, and everyone loves an Irishman.
Observe how this particular clash hasn't (and typically doesn't) involve the usual pre-match odium that we all sense in a clash against South Africa, Australia or England. The rivalry's just as fierce, but it's more like the sibling footy clashes we played in our backyards as kids.
Former Napier resident and now Ireland coach Joe Schmidt echoed this kinship in an interview yesterday: "As a coach, coming from New Zealand, seeing those guys at the top of the tree it is pretty awesome to be coaching against them."
The All Blacks' Barrett brothers also have strong Irish heritage - in fact Irish folklore is already claiming them.
It's just one of ample strands of successful Irish infusion in the Shaky Isles that perhaps explains the absence of trash talk between coaches ahead of tonight's match. No doubt the professionalism of Schmidt plays a part in this too.
Hence, with Irish ancestry of my own I'm in a quandary: I want the All Blacks to win, but I don't want the Irish to lose.
As Schmidt said in the same interview: "We're not happy that we're seeing each other this early".
Not happy at all.