But I did think about how unprepared I am for "a big one", which would likely have stopped my twin pleasures through denial of electricity and spillage. It might also have knocked me off my chair.
Then I would have faced the truth of having no emergency kit stored away, various pieces of furniture around the house not fixed to walls. And I visualised the helplessness I would feel.
Even at home, at 9.26am my twins would have been across the road, unprotectable against the beast that is nature.
Similarly, my eldest daughter down in Marewa.
At least my personal cellphone was fully charged. But would the networks work?
As for work and the need to get the news out: I would have found my HBT cellphone after much searching when someone called me, if they did, or when I put my black shoes on. That's where I found it. Inside a shoe, which had been stored in a sports bag while I went for a cycle the night before. How long it's charge would last, I had no idea.
Soon after the sirens stopped, I looked outside and took in the view from Napier Hill on a pristine day.
It would be easy to dismiss yesterday's drill. Personally I applaud it, and offer a nod to Minister of Civil Defence Chris Tremain, the nearly 50,000 Hawke's Bay people, and more than 1.3 million New Zealanders who took part yesterday.
It really made me think.