And thus we had a black-comedy on our hands.
The tourist later described the unexpected honour as "a beautiful present and a big surprise".
"One of the things I like about the people from New Zealand is they make you feel really comfortable in their country," he added, charitably.
Despite three local lads being charged in relation to the incident, the lawyer said he hadn't been put off hitchhiking.
"It's one of the best ways to have more contact with the local people."
This feel-good provincial parable underscores "local people" are somewhat of a broad church.
Either way, when the Wairoa mayor shared his house with a stranger he aptly turned our collective provincial embarrassment into something we could all be proud of - and inadvertently gifted the tourist the most memorable chapter of his OE.