David Seymour is guided around the dance floor during DWTS.
Sadly the show is not Laughing With The Stars. But Seymour's survival is perplexing.
So what is DWTS? Escapism, voyeurism, exploitation?
Perhaps the next time someone over-analyses your favourite reality TV show, the other question to ask is if the only people getting hurt are MPs and radio jocks crashing to the floor, "who cares?".