Regrettably for Mangakuri dwellers, I stripped down to just my shorts and like a hirsute manatee slipped below the low tide looking for dinner.
Schools of anchovies approached for inspection then vanished quick-silver at right angles. With my ears just above the waterline I picked up the shore's dry chorus of cicadas, peppered with the odd tui. Occasionally I surfaced to watch my sons kick a ball about the beach. They foregrounded festive pohutukawa in a crimson tide.
I'd rate those serene few minutes as the highlight of my year.
Whether daytripper amenities have been purposely withheld via an undeclared caveat and well-heeled cabal of title holders, is uncertain. Truth be told, were I one of them, I'd protect my pristine patch from interlopers too.
But what no one in this insanely beautiful patch can do is cry foul when after an 80-minute drive youngsters gap it to the sand dunes to answer nature's call.
The paradox is that any attempt to embalm this pristine settlement will lead only to its defilement.