He was Napier's most eligible bachelor "a bloody long time ago" and said music and humour were the most important things in life.
Hastings mayor Lawrence Yule took time out from a deferred honeymoon with Napier wife Kerryn Jones to answer a texted question.
"Humour is a wonderful quality - often we take ourselves too seriously," he said.
In the Wellington region the funniest people were in Raumati Beach and in Manawatu-Wanganui the wittiest wags were in Palmerston North.
Elite Singles psychologist Salama Marine said people were fascinated by funny singles "because humour can bring us closer to one another".
"Laughing together is probably the best sign of a healthy relationship for a couple," she said.
"Humour and self-mockery definitely help to forge happy memories and the ability to make each other giggle with just a glance creates a strong friendship between two people."