It cut the corner into Lewer St — "in full view of the general public dining at Shed 2" — and accelerated across Bridge St where it became out of control on a left-hand turn into Campbell St, crashed through a fence and hit a house, in which occupants were asleep upstairs.
But it wasn't the finish-line for the midnight dragster who reversed and drove off towards Ossian Rd before he parked up and, according to the summary, "decamped on foot".
Police soon afterwards found Maitai had returned almost to the scene of the crime, drinking at the Thirsty Whale in West Quay, a few doors from where he had departed the area a few minutes earlier, and where the police would finally get the chance to test how much he'd been drinking.
He told them he was sorry, and that the past few months had been "rather difficult".
His own vehicle was extensively damaged and the cost of repairs in Campbell St was at least $17,500, but no order was made for reparation.
Judge Adeane appreciated there were issues to deal with, and said the supervision would help. But he reminded Maitai the offending was "deliberate", and the crash not an "accident".