Not so great was my attempt to show that women can park just as well as men after news that Chinese car park managers have introduced extra-wide parking spaces for women.
They've painted them pink (because if something is pink it's clearly just for girls) and made them one-and-a-half times the size of a normal space because "women have difficulty parking in reverse."
Outrageous. So, full of confidence I took my testosterone touting counterpart to Park Island with the aim of proving those Chinese car park managers wrong.
We set ourselves a course and the challenge was to complete the path in reverse and then back into a car park as quickly as possible.
I nailed it on the speed front but, apparently, parking outside the white lines with the rear of your car a good metre and a half from the curb is not demonstrative of good parking skills. Martin was slower, but far more accurate. Ho hum.
I beat him in a paper plane challenge last week so I'll just hang on to that glory for a bit longer. And pink is my favourite colour so maybe those car parks wouldn't be so bad after all ...