Microwave on high for about 5 minutes, or until thick, stirring every minute."
Now, there are lots of ways for tots and teens to participate in the joys of the oily-rag lifestyle.
Reader M.H says: "We made our children a play area using sawdust instead of sand and an old bath instead of a paddling pool -- it's deeper and elicits louder screams of delight."
TwinMum from Christchurch says: "Don't bother buying cot sheets -- they look pretty but your child will outgrow the cot in a year or two. Instead, buy and use single-bed sheets, which (if you buy the right ones) will last the child until it leaves home. Simply fold them in half when using them in a cot."
M.W says: "The best money I have ever spent on toys for my children is my annual toy library membership. Our toy library has no per-toy charge. We get a wide range of toys and puzzles and they get changed every two weeks so the kids always have something new and interesting. The second-best money I spent on toys was a set of coloured wooden blocks (a gift actually) which we added to until we had more than 100. When my eldest girls were aged 3 and 4 they literally spent three hours a day for months playing quietly with them.
"I expect these children to grow up to be architects and engineers as a result."
Dee from Whangarei says: "We bought a near-new baby buggy on Trade Me for a fraction of the new price. It goes a treat and we are sure to get our money back when baby has outgrown it."
There are also heaps of cool money-making opportunities for older children. Ideas include: raking leaves in the leafy, well-to-do 'burbs; buying and selling second-hand goods; babysitting; shopping for the neighbours; house cleaning (yeah, right); picking and selling fruit; selling flowers from your garden (ask your parents first); growing and selling Christmas trees; convincing Mum and Dad to increase your pocket money if you get better grades at school; standing in a queue (the longer the queue the higher the standing price); recycling aluminium cans; delivering papers and pamphlets; lawn-mowing; making greeting cards for friends and relatives; car-washing; giving computer help to those who are new to computers (and still searching for the "on" button); collecting autographs and selling them on Trade Me; cleaning computers; busking or street drama (drama comes easy to kids); entering competitions; collecting golf balls or acting as a caddy; retrieving tennis balls for your friends and family so they can spend more time playing; tutoring younger kids; walking dogs ... the list is endless.
If you have a favourite recipe or Oily Rag tip that works well for your family, send it to us at www.oilyrag.co.nz or write to Living Off the Smell of an Oily Rag, PO Box 984, Whangarei, and we will share it with the readers of this column.