Gisborne Herald
  • Gisborne Herald Home
  • Latest news
  • Business
  • Lifestyle
  • Sport

Subscriptions

  • Herald Premium
  • Viva Premium
  • The Listener
  • BusinessDesk

Sections

  • Latest news
  • On The Up
  • Business
  • Lifestyle
  • Sport

Locations

  • Gisborne
  • Bay of Plenty
  • Hawke's Bay

Media

  • Today's Paper - E-Editions
  • Photo sales
  • Classifieds

Weather

  • Gisborne

NZME Network

  • Advertise with NZME
  • OneRoof
  • Driven Car Guide
  • BusinessDesk
  • Newstalk ZB
  • Sunlive
  • ZM
  • The Hits
  • Coast
  • Radio Hauraki
  • The Alternative Commentary Collective
  • Gold
  • Flava
  • iHeart Radio
  • Hokonui
  • Radio Wanaka
  • iHeartCountry New Zealand
  • Restaurant Hub
  • NZME Events

SubscribeSign In

Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.
Premium
Home / Gisborne Herald / Opinion

Effect some transportings

Gisborne Herald
18 Mar, 2023 10:07 AMQuick Read

Subscribe to listen

Access to Herald Premium articles require a Premium subscription. Subscribe now to listen.
Already a subscriber?  

Listening to articles is free for open-access content—explore other articles or learn more about text-to-speech.
‌
Save
    Share this article

    Reminder, this is a Premium article and requires a subscription to read.

A109 Light Utility Helicopter flight with mayor Gisborne City from the air in November 2023.

A109 Light Utility Helicopter flight with mayor Gisborne City from the air in November 2023.

Opinion

I heard a lady on the radio the other day, who related how she was having “thinkings” on an “issue” she was “working through”. Last night in the paper I see Activate Tairawhiti’s general manager tourism Adam Hughes saying his organisation is “leading the thought exercise” about how things might be in the future.

“Beam me up Scotty”, or should that be, “Scotty, effect some immediate transportings, of my corporeal entity, to a safer locus”.

Ron Taylor

Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.
Save
    Share this article

    Reminder, this is a Premium article and requires a subscription to read.

Latest from Gisborne Herald

Gisborne Herald

Ngāti Oneone marks over 100 days of ancestral land return movement

Gisborne Herald

Recloaking Papatūānuku aims to restore 2.1 million hectares of native forests

Premium
Gisborne Herald

Jury begins deliberations in Gisborne double murder trial


Sponsored

Farm plastic recycling: Getting it right saves cows, cash, and the planet

Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.

Latest from Gisborne Herald

Ngāti Oneone marks over 100 days of ancestral land return movement
Gisborne Herald

Ngāti Oneone marks over 100 days of ancestral land return movement

The hapū blocked Hirini St from 5.15am to 7am on Wednesday

13 Aug 05:00 PM
Recloaking Papatūānuku aims to restore 2.1 million hectares of native forests
Gisborne Herald

Recloaking Papatūānuku aims to restore 2.1 million hectares of native forests

13 Aug 04:00 AM
Premium
Premium
Jury begins deliberations in Gisborne double murder trial
Gisborne Herald

Jury begins deliberations in Gisborne double murder trial

12 Aug 09:43 PM


Farm plastic recycling: Getting it right saves cows, cash, and the planet
Sponsored

Farm plastic recycling: Getting it right saves cows, cash, and the planet

10 Aug 09:12 PM
NZ Herald
  • About NZ Herald
  • Meet the journalists
  • Newsletters
  • Classifieds
  • Help & support
  • Contact us
  • House rules
  • Privacy Policy
  • Terms of use
  • Competition terms & conditions
  • Our use of AI
Subscriber Services
  • Manage your print subscription
  • Manage your digital subscription
  • Subscribe to Herald Premium
  • Subscribe to the Gisborne Herald
  • Gift a subscription
  • Subscriber FAQs
  • Subscription terms & conditions
  • Promotions and subscriber benefits
NZME Network
  • Gisborne Herald
  • The New Zealand Herald
  • The Northland Age
  • The Northern Advocate
  • Waikato Herald
  • Bay of Plenty Times
  • Rotorua Daily Post
  • Whanganui Chronicle
  • Viva
  • NZ Listener
  • Newstalk ZB
  • BusinessDesk
  • OneRoof
  • Driven Car Guide
  • iHeart Radio
  • Restaurant Hub
NZME
  • NZME Events
  • About NZME
  • NZME careers
  • Advertise with NZME
  • Digital self-service advertising
  • Photo sales
  • © Copyright 2025 NZME Publishing Limited
TOP