A couple had been debating the purchase of a new car for weeks.
He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town.
He would probably have settled on any beaten up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way
out of their price range.
"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."
So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
Services will be at Downing Funeral Home on Tuesday, June 7. Due to the condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service.
Please send your donations to the "Think Before You Say Things To Your Wife Foundation." Auckland.