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Joke of the day

Bay of Plenty Times
4 May, 2011 01:19 AMQuick Read

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One day, a cowboy rode into a Wild, Wild West town. The people in the town love to play jokes on visitors. After tying his horse to the pole outside a bar, the cowboy went in.
"A cup of milk please," he said to the bartender.
After drinking, he went out, only
to find his horse missing. Knowing that the villagers did it, he went back into the bar and said to everybody, "I am going to have another drink and when I finish it, I want to see my horse outside! Or else, I will have to do what I did in Texas - HERE!"
The people were very frightened. When he finished his drink, he went outside and saw his horse. The villagers had put it back. Curious, the bartender asked the cowboy,
"What did you do in Texas?"
The Cowboy replied, "Well, I had to walk home."

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