1."Do you consider that the thriving marijuana industry poses a threat to cigarettes?"
2. "WHEW! Huf. Huf. I have to go and catch my breath with one of your delicious products. Gasp. Huf. BRB. Cough."
3. "I quit smoking cos my kids cried that I'd die (like my dad did). How can I smoke without them finding out?"
3.Is [British American Tobacco NZ] planning to offer @johnkeypm TWO convention centres if the Government relaxes tobacco law?
4."So, your product is natural, organic and low-fat. You recommend it as a health supplement?"
5. "Do men at tobacco companies have beards - or can they look at themselves in the mirror long enough to shave?"
6."Is it true that the John Key cycleway will be paved with tar coughed up from smokers' lungs?"
(No answers to these questions from British American Tobacco NZ except to say the Twitter account has not been set up to "promote smoking or BATNZ's products" but "to communicate BATNZ's views on tobacco-related policy issues.")