ZMB Industries is selling a "zombie ex-girlfriend tactical mannequin target" that bleeds when it's shot.Photo / ZMB Industries
What. Is. This? Target manufacturers ZMB Industries is selling a "zombie ex-girlfriend tactical mannequin target" that bleeds when it's shot. Complete with bust exposed in pretty pink bra. Called "The Ex".
As Salon points out, "How do you know it's a "zombie" and not just a
bleeding woman wearing a half-torn shirt? Because ZMB Industries say so, that's how."
The product description at Clear Creek Shooting Accessories informs us excitedly that the "ex girlfriend bleeding zombie" is "Good for over 1,000 rounds!".
Here is some longer-form crap used to sell the pretend murder of your ex girlfriend/every woman that ever wronged you/"zombie":
"Be warned, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned - but a man scorned is nothing to mess with, either! A young gent from Louisiana, we'll call him Andre to protect his identity, was deeply committed to his one true love and her to him, or so he thought. While partying with her friends during one particular Mardi Gras, she took several suitors over the course of the festivities. Andre felt something odd indeed, so he paid a visit to his great aunt, Marie, who helped him see the truth. With a few eggs, candles lit and kiss upon his forehead, her voodoo curse was set in motion. Late each night while lying in bed, a smile would appear across his face, for a slight breeze would travel through a cracked window bringing with it, a faint whiff of decay and a unnatural cry of regret."
