In these worrying Covid times, I thought we all needed a bit of a giggle, so here goes.
I unfortunately have a medical condition that qualifies me to gain an exemption from wearing a mask so last month I applied to the nominated organisation for the dispensation.
I received a response explaining that "we are experiencing a high number of emails at this time. Please bare with us and we will respond as soon as possible."
Does this mean that I can only reply if I shed all my clothes? Is this organisation perhaps linked to some nudist colony?
I put this example of ignorance or lack of education in the same basket as the Cadbury ad which assures us that there is a glass and a half in "everyone" rather than "every one" as it is referring to all blocks of chocolate, not all people.