But it is, alarmingly, the case, and some folk are even getting hot under the onesie collar and calling the ban "unfair".
I recall when I first saw people sauntering around the supermarket in pyjamas. I presumed they had retired for the night only for a pleasant dream to be interrupted by their subconscious reminding them they urgently needed some vital grocery for first thing in the morning.
But could that freakish occurrence have happened to all of them ... time and again? No — it was their bizarre fashion statement and now PJs at Pak'nSave hardly raise an eyebrow.
There has, of course, got to be a balance between personal choice and raiment requirements, but I have always subscribed to the maxim "The clothes maketh the man" and have worn a slight frown at the all-too-frequent sight of executives, business leaders and politicians appearing on TV or in person sans necktie.
But that's the way it goes in NZ — apparently apparel is entirely subjective.
So good to know that Hawera cinema isn't going to wear this drapery degeneration — well done for your dressing down of the dressing gowns.