What with the railway line and assorted entries and exits, it must already be the worst junction in New Zealand - throw in the cones and diggers and I did a quick turn though the Gull service station and headed for the Virgina Road route up the hill.
Except ... except that they were re-surfacing at the Halswell St-Glasgow St roundabout and I was in another queue. I pondered whether there was some poor soul somewhere driving round in circles trying to find a clear way home.
Little point trying to sneak down a few side streets to beat the hold-ups, the workmen have the city in virtual lockdown. In the kingdom of the cones, the man with the Stop-Go sign is king.
And so we sit there, turn up the radio, make a few calls on the cellphone, waiting for our turn.
This is a good thing - it teaches us to be calm, to be patient, not to get wound up. All things we can put into practice should we ever reach our destination.