It begins like a seminar, progressing into a play, with the help of four actors - Rachel Blampied, Michael Saccente, Damien Avery and Dane Dawson.
"I wrote it like that because being from a stand-up background, I thought for my first foray into play writing I'm going to keep it sort of a familiar template to what I'm used to," Clay said.
The characters were written for the actors, and are an exaggerated version of each person, something they all took well, he said.
Saccente plays a 50-something romantic who hasn't had much luck with love, Avery plays the cool guy, and Dawson steps into a role of young and dumb.
"The only one [character] that has changed is Damien, the original guy David de Lautour, I wrote in the style they speak."
The hour-long play will be held at the Hamilton Garden Arts Festival on February 19 and 20 at 9pm and 21 at 9.30pm.