Aside from a few head-scratching moments, which are eventually explained by the obligatory "how it was all done" flashback, the plot is fairly watertight and explained with such mechanical precision there is little time left to flesh out it many characters.
The end result is a soulless film that attempts to inject some warmth with a few chuckles and an emotive soundtrack.
But the biggest disappointment is it is far too tentative in its feminist agenda. More should have been made of eight kick-ass women who are played by some of Hollywood's heaviest hitters.
One might argue the very nature of women occupying roles traditionally reserved for men goes some way to normalising such roles. But here it feels like the potato becomes too hot to handle for the male director.
Sure, Ross does an acceptable job of swinging a camera kinetically around a set, he gets the job done, but he doesn't come close to tapping into the charisma of his ensemble cast. Ultimately, Ocean's 8 is clinical, mildly entertaining and carries you along — but could've been so much more.
Ocean's 8
Director: Gary Ross
Cast: Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, Anne Hathaway, Helena Bonham Carter
Running time: 110 minutes
Rated M, offensive language