Set in Brooklyn, New York, and following the escapades of teenager Clary Fray (Lily Collins), an entirely new normal is promptly revealed.
Along with her best friend, Simon Lewis (Robert Sheehan), Clary is witness to a brutal murder at a local nightclub, though it appears as if she is the only actual witness to the crime. If you hadn't already guessed, Clary is, in fact, a Shadow Hunter.
Cue a whirlwind attack on Clary's mother, several introductions to demons, a man named Valentine and a golden cup, henceforth referred to as the Mortal Cup.
Before total confusion is achieved, spare a thought for poor "friend-zoned" Simon. And no, no translation is available; perhaps a visit to Urban Dictionary will update you to an intellectually "hip" zone.
The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones certainly does put a new spin on the teen drama genre and, surprisingly, comedic value is even instilled in place of typical morose interactions.
Fans of the books will be suitably impressed by the screen adaptation. Meanwhile, the action scenes and plethora of Irish actors should keep remaining viewers suitably enraptured.
Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
(M) 130 minutes
Rating: 3.5 / 5