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Culinary counteroffensive

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The French government has just published a decree banning the use of terms like “steak”, “spare ribs” and “ham” on plant-based foods. Sausages and “poultry nuggets” will escape the ban so long as the plant protein content is less that 6 percent. 

Gwynne Dyer 
Gwynne Dyer 

It’s not that the French are so stupid that they don’t know which is meat from dead cattle and which is “plant-based steak”, a label that has been used in French supermarkets for at least 40 years.

French agriculture minister Marc Fesneau comes close to suggesting that they are stupid with his talk about “helping shoppers with the issue of honesty and transparency”, but everybody knows what his game really is.

It’s about handicapping the fake meat industry: if you can’t say “plant-based steak”, how do the customers know what it’s meant to be a replacement for?

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Well, those customers are vegans, or at least people trying to cut down on the amount of meat in their diets. They deserve to be confused because they are betraying and undermining the meat industry. Let them buy their “plant-based X”, and choke on it.

Governments are playing the same game all over the West. The journal One Earth analysed US and European Union agricultural policies 2014-2020 and found that only one-thousandth of the public money spent on helping the meat and dairy industry went to plant-based alternatives.

EU cattle farmers, by contrast, get at least 50 percent of their income from direct government subsidies. “The power of the animal farming sector, both in the US and in Europe, and the political influence they have is just gigantic,” said Dr Eric Lambin of Stanford University, the co-author of the study.

But don’t people in the meat industry understand that meat production will have to shrink drastically as climate change accelerates? That cattle specifically are responsible for almost one-tenth of all greenhouse-gas emissions, more than all other food production combined? Don’t they realise that they are a “sunset industry”?

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Of course they do. Not your average cattle farmer, of course: most of them are in denial. But the techs and the bosses of “Big Meat” — the transnationals like Tyson Foods and Cargill (headquartered in the United States), JBS and BRF (Brazil), Vion Food Group (Netherlands) and the WH Group (China) — know exactly what the future holds.

They know humankind has appropriated 40 percent of the land surface of the planet for its agriculture (up from 7 percent in 1700), removing both the trees and most of the original wildlife and replacing them with our own crops and food animals.

They know that half of the world’s agricultural land is devoted just to growing food for cattle. Yes, half. And they know that those cattle burp out enormous quantities of methane, the fastest-acting greenhouse gas.

They know that the pressure to return that half of the farmland to nature (“rewild it”) will grow and grow, because it’s the last hope for preserving a reasonable range of biodiversity on the planet. When those activists eventually get together with the people who are trying to cut emissions, beef and dairy production will go into retreat — but the question is when?

Big Meat also knows that Big Oil managed to go on making huge profits for 50 years after it knew the writing was on the wall. Only now, finally, is it being forced into a managed retreat.

Way back in 1977, ExxonMobil’s scientists accurately predicted a global temperature rise of 0.2°C per decade if fossil fuel use continued on its present trajectory. They also understood what that meant for the climate. Knowing all that, they nevertheless waged a campaign of denial and distraction that prevented any serious action for half a century.

It was doomed to fail in the end, and end is fast approaching now. Electric vehicles will take over, and vehicles provide half the demand for oil. But any individual senior executive in the oil industry makes their pile in 20 years or less, so generations of them have flourished while the end was endlessly delayed.

Big Meat’s senior execs doubtless think that way too, so stand by for a long campaign of slander against plant-based protein and its far more formidable rival, “food from the air” or “farmfree” food, based on protein produced by “precision fermentation”, that requires no land beyond the hardstand that the bioreactor sits on.

But Big Meat will lose a lot quicker, because farmfree food requires no land beyond the hardstand that the bioreactor sits on, and it is almost infinitely flexible.

This nascent industry may concentrate on animal feed at first to build up volume production and bring the price down, but it’s high-quality, tasteless protein that can be given any texture and taste cooks can think of. Here comes the Revolution. Again.

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