"Normally I chip it so far away I three putt anyway."
The format suited the pair down to the ground, with their respective games meshing seamlessly into an unstoppable scoring machine.
"I love this charming Canadian practice of mulligans," Stephens said after producing her best ever putting display.
"She did most of the putting today - I don't think she missed one," Manness said.
"Ours was a cunning strategy, never discussed at the beginning, but which worked out in the long run."
It was the first time Manness had played in the tournament, and he might yet be back to defend his crown. "They probably wouldn't put us together again; they'd probably tear us apart."
The pair, who did not have less than two points on any one hole, were last seen enjoying a beautiful spread near a table piled with impressive prizes. Their current whereabouts are unknown.