Who the hell was responsible for such a bold decision?
And who did they think they were to decide on what was in the best interests of my health?
Amid the depression and loneliness that defined my afternoon spent eating a wholly inadequate Pascall's Party Pack, I realised that my loss ran far deeper than just the sweet contents of the plastic bulk bins. The change at my local supermarket represented a shift of psyche for an entire generation. It was a small reflection of a giant move towards that great big bore of the 21st century: being healthy.
Of course, in principle, I wholly support the reasoning behind the decision to ditch the sugar. Poor dietary habits have had a devastating impact on the nation's health.
But did they really need to take away the pick 'n' mix to push home the point?
Each of us will remember as a child the thrill of indecision when given the precious opportunity to fill a bag with sweets of our own choosing.
Pick 'n' mix was to kids what winning Lotto might be to a grown up. That's probably why I still love it even though I know how bad it is to eat refined sugar that has probably been handled by a dozen kids by the time it reached my bag.
But, in a world where we always have to be so damned good all of the time (and what we eat is a big part of that), guilty little pleasures can often be the things that enable us to continue waving the flag high.
And so my plea to those stocking our shelves is this: despite the constant press for more space, for more responsible trading, for hygiene and for health ... remember, too, the responsibility to honour life's small but important traditions, as wicked as they may seem.
- Eva Bradley is a columnist and photographer.