Even the suggestion that a helping of the product will guarantee you a good time is misleading. The purchase of fast food is simply a retail transaction, as soulless as buying a pair of socks, notwithstanding the emotive catch phrase "I'm lovin' it" that supports one such product. It is accompanied by none of the love and care that attends the preparation and consumption of food at home and in a family environment.
Far from being an important element in an enjoyable social environment, research shows that buying and eating fast food is all too often an anti-social - often solitary - occupation.
Chinese research shows that students who regularly rely on fast food are more likely than most to suffer from depression. This is not so much, one imagines, a consequence of the nutritional deficiencies of fast food, as of the fact that fast food is so often purchased by, and then consumed by, solitary individuals.
And further research, closer to home, shows that one of the keys to a longer and healthier life is to avoid fast food.
This suggests that the nutritional downsides of a diet heavy in fats, salt and sugar should not be overlooked. At a time when our medical and public health experts are increasingly concerned about the impact of fast foods on the health of young people, and particularly the role played by fast foods in the incidence of conditions like obesity and illnesses like diabetes, it is regrettable that some of those most vulnerable to the misleading images portrayed in television advertising are being exploited in this way.
I am not suggesting that there is any case for regulating or outlawing such advertising. What I am seeking is that the advertisers themselves might be induced to change tack - perhaps a forlorn hope, to expect that they might put aside their commercial interests for the sake of the general good. There is of course a legitimate case that could be made for occasionally buying fast food, especially when a hard-pressed Mum simply doesn't have the time for the shopping and preparation that are needed to produce home-cooked meals.
What I do hope is that, if the supposed glamour and feel-good aspect of fast foods can be stripped away, potential consumers will be able to see more clearly the ruthlessness with which they are being targeted by advertising of this kind and can see these products for what they are - an expensive short-cut to a quick and unhealthy meal, rather than a passport to a good time.
Bryan Gould is an ex-British MP and Waikato University vice-chancellor.
