It has got to stop. Time to ring the school bell on this playground scrap; time for them to behave like adults; time, dare I say it, for them to try working together for the betterment of the precious cargo with which they are entrusted.
National Standards has been an expensive policy - expensive in terms of money, teachers' time and goodwill.
It was born out of political dogma, not best practice, and it seems unlikely to provide much of value. For National, it was primarily a vote-getter.
Certainly parents want to know how their kids stack up against others, but there are simpler, less costly ways of doing this. And - most importantly - it needs to be done with the buy-in of the teaching profession.
If the majority of the teachers are not behind it, we are doomed to more of the petty squabbling.
The divisive and ambitious Education Minister Hekia Parata needs to move on with her political career, and the Government should consider introducing a more conciliatory voice to this important position.