The winner of last week's election in Italy was a mythical beast called "Grillosconi". That is bad news for Italy, for the single European currency, the euro, and even for the future of the European Union. Not that "Grillosconi" will ever form a coherent government in Italy. The problem is
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The older part of the beast is Silvio Berlusconi, the former cruise-ship crooner and billionaire media magnate (he's the richest man in Italy) whose cynical populism has dominated Italian politics for the past 20 years. For more than half of that time, he has been the Prime Minister, and even when he's out of power he dominates the political stage.
Berlusconi is 76 now, but he still manages to generate constant sex scandals. (His "bunga bunga" parties are notorious, and he currently faces charges in connection with an under-age prostitute.) He has been fighting charges or appealing against convictions for corruption for the whole time he has been in politics, and keeps changing the criminal law to avoid doing jail time.
Yet a large number of Italians go on voting for him.
Their devotion is even more inexplicable when you recall that Italy has been in steady economic decline for most of Berlusconi's two decades as the country's dominant political figure. The Italian economy is smaller than it was 12 years ago, more than a third of the under-25s are unemployed, and the state auditor estimates that 60 billion euros is stolen from the national budget by corrupt politicians every year.
So 29 per cent of Italians voted for Berlusconi's party in the election last weekend, and 25 per cent voted for Grillo's.
More than half of Italy's voters preferred some part of the "Grillosconi" monster to more serious politicians who talked about fixing the economy, tackling the budget deficit, fighting organised crime, and reforming the country's badly broken justice system.
The result is political paralysis: no party or group of parties is able to form a stable government, and there will probably be another election within a year. Meanwhile, the Italian economy continues to decay, and the government goes on spending money it does not have.
One number says it all: about 70,000 Italian public officials are given cars with chauffeurs. (In Britain, the number is 300.)
Why so many Italians put up with this kind of thing passes understanding. But so does the fact that so many of those who are infuriated by it turn to a clown like Grillo, who offers salvation in the form of a web-based direct democracy. The crisis will therefore continue indefinitely.
Gwynne Dyer is an independent journalist whose articles are published in 45 countries.