RTL point out that it is "75 years since New Zealand had a prime minister who was not married and that was Michael Joseph Savage". I wasn't around during Savage's reign, but was he really so appalling? Did NZ descend into Sodom and Gomorrah under his watch?
Apparently Ms Ardern's preference to co-habit "with a man who is not her husband" will damage the country's reputation on the international stage.
Really? What about those French leaders who take their mistresses along to international conferences? What about Donald Trump and his "locker room" antics? What about the Saudis? I'd suggest Ms Ardern will appear a paragon of virture at most international get-togethers.
These lobbyists also see our leader as a threat to what they term "the natural family". Yet a woman who seems set to do her darnedest to eliminate child poverty and homelessness looks likely to do more for the family in one three-year term than the Right To Life collective will do in their lifetimes.
They bang on about "values" but their failure to attribute any to the prime minister reveals the paucity of their case.
Thank goodness they haven't heard of the latest dating app - Ja-Tinder.