Want natural fabric? There's a rack over there, or there used to be.
Want something with a bit of colour? Ummm ... we could order something in.
Want different leg lengths in trousers? Ha ha, sir, you must be joking. You have to pay extra to make things fit.
Anything New Zealand made? Only if you take out a second mortgage.
What about shoes?
We no longer stock men's shoes, but there is a shoe store in the avenue. Just the one, unless you want something in plastic and I know just the place.
Just why half the population is being ignored or treated to second-best is something no one can explain without resorting to patronising porkies.
Men shop. We wear clothes and shoes, use toiletries and like to scrub up occasionally.
We're also discerning shoppers. We know the difference between toxic chemicals and natural products and we don't get sucked in by brand names.
We like variety and we also like comfort.
We also like to dress well for the office or for special occasions.
We're also restricted by budget, so don't try to sell me a T-shirt for $100 just because it's made in a garage in Levin.
Now ask yourself why so many people are starting to look at on-line purchasing.