Whanganui Chronicle
  • Whanganui Chronicle home
  • Latest news
  • Sport
  • Business
  • Opinion
  • Lifestyle
  • Property
  • Death notices
  • Classifieds

Subscriptions

  • Herald Premium
  • Viva Premium
  • The Listener
  • BusinessDesk

Sections

  • Latest news
  • On The Up
  • Sport
  • Business
  • Opinion
  • Lifestyle
  • Property
    • All Property
    • Residential property listings
  • Rural
    • All Rural
    • Dairy farming
    • Sheep & beef farming
    • Horticulture
    • Animal health
    • Rural business
    • Rural life
    • Rural technology

Locations

  • Taranaki
  • National Park
  • Whakapapa
  • Ohakune
  • Raetihi
  • Taihape
  • Marton
  • Feilding
  • Palmerston North

Media

  • Video
  • Photo galleries
  • Today's Paper - E-Editions
  • Photo sales
  • Classifieds

Weather

  • New Plymouth
  • Whanganui
  • Palmertson North
  • Levin

NZME Network

  • Advertise with NZME
  • OneRoof
  • Driven Car Guide
  • BusinessDesk
  • Newstalk ZB
  • Sunlive
  • ZM
  • The Hits
  • Coast
  • Radio Hauraki
  • The Alternative Commentary Collective
  • Gold
  • Flava
  • iHeart Radio
  • Hokonui
  • Radio Wanaka
  • iHeartCountry New Zealand
  • Restaurant Hub
  • NZME Events

SubscribeSign In
Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.
Home / Whanganui Chronicle

An offer no self-respecting scammer could resist

By Terry Sarten
Whanganui Chronicle·
25 Jul, 2014 09:44 PM4 mins to read

Subscribe to listen

Access to Herald Premium articles require a Premium subscription. Subscribe now to listen.
Already a subscriber?  Sign in here

Listening to articles is free for open-access content—explore other articles or learn more about text-to-speech.
‌
Save

    Share this article

PRICEY PAPER: Four sheets of hotel letterhead stationery with the lyrics to one of Bob Dylan's most famous songs sold for $2.3 million at Sotheby's auction. A-280514HOSSPLDYLAN1

PRICEY PAPER: Four sheets of hotel letterhead stationery with the lyrics to one of Bob Dylan's most famous songs sold for $2.3 million at Sotheby's auction. A-280514HOSSPLDYLAN1

This is a column of two halves ...

First is my response to the many scams that parade through my In Box on their way to the Trash via the Delete button.

Dear Bogus Banker/Wealthy Widow/ Orphan Princess/ Scammer,

Please help me. You clearly have access to huge sums of cash, and I am a writer, musician and satirist seeking to cushion the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune by padding my lifestyle with money.

I am sorry to hear of the recent loss of the royal title/diplomat/banker/rich uncle and the difficulties you are experiencing with getting the millions of dollars you are entitled to.

Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.
Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.

It is a problem I understand very well. My talent has recently become an orphan due to the sudden death of inspiration and my creativity is being held hostage by a series of events much too long and complicated to explain.

I left a notebook of particularly brilliant song lyrics on a table in a hotel in Europe and the authorities have shown no interest in assisting me to retrieve them. This is all part of a great world-wide conspiracy to ensure these lyrics are never heard as they could threaten the very fabric of the capitalist/corporate edifice.

These scribbled notes are currently in a deposit box in Zurich and potentially worth a fortune (did you see what Dylan's lyrics for Like A Rolling Stone sold for last month?).

Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.

If you could send me the airfare, accommodation costs plus a couple of million for day-to-day expenses, I could go and collect them myself.

Your email says you have millions stashed away in secret accounts in foreign countries and that for various reasons you cannot access them. I do not understand why you need my account details and password? Have you forgotten your password?

That happens to me occasionally and I do understand how setting up a new one can be a trial but it seems that a few million dollars would be worth ringing a call-centre to explain?

Yours sincerely

PS: A cheque would be quite acceptable.

IT seems that despite the worldwide nature of the web, social isolation demands attention.

A 2010 survey in Britain found that those aged between 18 and 34 were more often lonely, worried about being alone and feeling depressed than those aged over 55 years. This surprised many.

While there is plenty of evidence of how loneliness impacts on elderly wellbeing and health, the consequences for young people have been overlooked.

Perhaps, in this post-modern, connected era with so many ways to link, be informed and connect with others, it is assumed that this is what all young people do.

The survey supported the value of online options for people to join and connect with others but also showed this does not adequately replace the value of face to face (instead of Facebook) when it comes to a sense of belonging.

Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.

The strong links between mental health and loneliness is forcing a closer examination of how online activity can both help and hinder wellbeing. Social media tends to set up participants in a competitive environment that highlights, through comparison with others, the perceived deficits in their own lives.

Coupled with the tendency for people to project what they want others to see, following the lives of apparently happy people when feeling lonely can add to the burden rather than lift it.

There are a number of sites proving their value as a way for young people to find assistance online with their mental health problems through using tools such as mindfulness techniques.

While such sites are relatively new there is growing evidence of how effective they can be along with recognition that loneliness requires a real presence in a person's life beyond the screen. Terry Sarten is a Whanganui based writer, musician and social worker. Feedback: tgs@inspire.net.nz

Save

    Share this article

Latest from Whanganui Chronicle

Whanganui Chronicle

Ngāti Rangi’s whānau housing push

17 Jun 03:02 AM
Whanganui Chronicle

Major North Island farming business appoints new boss

16 Jun 09:12 PM
Whanganui Chronicle

Family escapes devastating house fire as community rallies support

16 Jun 06:08 PM

Jono and Ben brew up a tea-fuelled adventure in Sri Lanka

sponsored
Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.

Latest from Whanganui Chronicle

Ngāti Rangi’s whānau housing push

Ngāti Rangi’s whānau housing push

17 Jun 03:02 AM

'This is an iwi-led solution – an investment in ourselves and our communities.'

Major North Island farming business appoints new boss

Major North Island farming business appoints new boss

16 Jun 09:12 PM
Family escapes devastating house fire as community rallies support

Family escapes devastating house fire as community rallies support

16 Jun 06:08 PM
Whanganui East gains new GP clinic

Whanganui East gains new GP clinic

16 Jun 06:00 PM
Help for those helping hardest-hit
sponsored

Help for those helping hardest-hit

NZ Herald
  • About NZ Herald
  • Meet the journalists
  • Newsletters
  • Classifieds
  • Help & support
  • Contact us
  • House rules
  • Privacy Policy
  • Terms of use
  • Competition terms & conditions
  • Our use of AI
Subscriber Services
  • Whanganui Chronicle e-edition
  • Manage your print subscription
  • Manage your digital subscription
  • Subscribe to Herald Premium
  • Subscribe to the Whanganui Chronicle
  • Gift a subscription
  • Subscriber FAQs
  • Subscription terms & conditions
  • Promotions and subscriber benefits
NZME Network
  • Whanganui Chronicle
  • The New Zealand Herald
  • The Northland Age
  • The Northern Advocate
  • Waikato Herald
  • Bay of Plenty Times
  • Rotorua Daily Post
  • Hawke's Bay Today
  • Viva
  • NZ Listener
  • Newstalk ZB
  • BusinessDesk
  • OneRoof
  • Driven Car Guide
  • iHeart Radio
  • Restaurant Hub
NZME
  • NZME Events
  • About NZME
  • NZME careers
  • Advertise with NZME
  • Digital self-service advertising
  • Book your classified ad
  • Photo sales
  • © Copyright 2025 NZME Publishing Limited
TOP