"My old mate, Mate, clearly learning from me last week jumped ship and bowled with Mangonui skip, Clayton Jones, and wouldn't you know it, they won! Mate was evidently quite proud of this and was quick to mention that he had carried Clayton most of the evening! Ahem.
Mate for mayor!" On behalf of the FNIBA, Joyce gave thanks to the sponsor for the ongoing support.
In other news, another memorial tournament took place in the Far North over the weekend, the Jenny Cross open pairs in Kerikeri.
No one from the Far North featured in the top three places but Peter Sole was in one of the five teams tying for third place with four wins but lost on countback, beaten ironically, by another Far North team of Eddie McCarthy and Louise Mason.
"During the tournament a very unusual occurrence happened to a lady who wishes to remain anonymous; in the middle of a game she bowled the first bowl without the kitty being bowled first!
But wait, there is more: it was the wrong colour bowl anyway. Hence her wish to remain anonymous. But I know who you are," Joyce concluded with his usual tact.
1st place winners; Clayton Jones, sponsor Alan Bell, Mate Radich.