Dave Shalders is bound to have some secondhand lamp posts out the back of his farm in Awanui - but I suppose Occupational Health and Safety would have a fit!
And alongside "Dark az' nights" your paper reports on Minister Nathan Guy doing a terrific impression of Sean Johnson at his slippery, weaving, ducking and diving best as he denies any responsibility for the "swamp kauri" fiasco.
And then there is DoC and their kereru, and corrections with their Friday Fight Nights. It goes on and on, with the respective ministers claiming to be blissfully unaware - ignorance is bliss.
I know there is not much of an alternative at the moment, but we all should be wary of third- and fourth-term governments - witness the Muldoon, Clark, Howard (in Australia) and now the Key Government.
They all spend more time protecting their butts from past "cock ups" than actually leading the country forward with innovative and new ideas.
(Abridged - Editor)
G P STANAWAY
Chucks Cove