To the five boys who decided to help themselves in the hospital kitchen on Saturday, chur boys, you are all very clever.
Your parents must be so proud of you all. Did you all go and tell your mates how you all went into the kitchen andstole some yummy kids' yoghurts and chucked them around outside like little 2-year-olds and then got a sandwich and did the same?
And tell me, how were the pureed veges you tipped out?
And as for the keys you took out of the drawer these will do you no good, but I really hope you all enjoyed that bit of tobacco. I bet you chuffed that down as soon as, eh boys.
And lastly, I really hope the five of you were smiling because your faces are now on our security cameras and are going to be world famous in Kaitaia for stealing food from the sick and unwell people who are in the hospital and who rely on the kitchen to feed them.
Thank you for being so inconsiderate, selfish and downright immoral.
