Despite that promise, the show is so joyous, engaging and light on its feet the two children in last night's preview audience were as enraptured as everyone else.
Cast as Southern-sass accented Sister Mary Hubert, Lerina Julies' confidence on stage — especially seen and heard in her delivery of a spiritual-styled number — sets a new benchmark in her evolution as a performer. Heather Derby relishes in Brooklyn-accented, streetwise, Sister Robert Anne eccentricities. That her character is a wannabe performer is a nice irony since Derby is such an accomplished singer.
As the young novice with aspirations to be the world's first nun ballerina it's hard to imagine anyone else playing the part of sunny Sister Mary Leo other than Nicole Stannard who lights up the stage with her character's freshness.
One of the biggest surprises is that as Sister Mary Amnesia (she can't remember her real name since a crucifix fell on her head) this is Annette Nyman's stage debut. Nyman naturalises her character, who is often comically anxious at her memory loss, and the audience warms to her.
At its best when centred on the problem of raising money to bury the dead nuns, the script includes some almost random pastiches but the cast succeed in making these entirely their own. With ensemble song and dance routines, and solo turns they also manage the huge amount of stagecraft with apparent ease while the humour bubbles throughout.
The big question now is, can the nuns get through the show without a single penguin gag? Well, you'll just have to find out for yourselves.
Amen.