There is also a crazy Creole language spoken there which sounds like a mix of Spanish, English and indigenous languages spoken in a strong Northern Irish accent! Honestly one of the strangest, most intriguing things I have ever heard.
So, with only one week left on my visa I had to make my way through Nicaragua. Despite the threatening civil war, the international warnings to stay away and the worry from my family and friends back home I had my mind set on seeing that beautiful country. I have never been one to listen when I am told I can’t do something. In fact it just makes me want to do it more. So from Honduras to Nicaragua I went.
I have to admit, although I knew I would be OK, I was nervous. Everyone I met in Honduras had decided to fly over the country to avoid the chaos. But I knew that businesses were shutting down, the Nicaraguan people were losing their jobs and things were getting really tough for them. I wanted to stay in their hostels, buy their food and support them any way I could. So off I went. I knew that the anger was directed at the government; at greed, corruption and abuse of power. It was not directed at the travellers.
I booked a ride with one of the biggest, busiest shuttle companies in Central America and I was the only person on board. For 15 hours the driver and I sped across Honduras and, just before the border to Nicaragua, in the pouring rain, we saw a ute next to us with 12 soldiers riding on the back. My driver wound down his window, and commenced a conversation with the ute driver, whilst going full speed down the highway. Before I knew it both vehicles were pulling over, the shuttle door was opening and the 12 soldiers (each equipped with automatic rifles) were piling in all around me. We were giving them a ride out of the rain. So there was me, the gringo, surrounded in by soldiers with big guns and bulletproof jackets!
When I looked to my right I realised the soldier beside me had placed his gun on the ground between his legs and the barrel was pointed directly at my head, only a few inches from my chin.
Very calmly I pointed it out to him and politely asked him to move it. He looked me in the eye and without so much as a smile he removed his hat and placed it on the barrel of the gun . . . like that would have prevented my brains being blown out had we hit one of the thousand potholes too hard! My biggest life regret to this day is that I didn’t ask for a selfie with them. That would have been the greatest photo op. of my life . . . but I was way too nervous!
For the next few days I made my way from one end of the country to the other, staying in hostels which, only a few months ago, would have required a reservation in advance. However at that time they were completely empty, and now I would guess they too are closed indefinitely.
Drives which should have taken four hours instead took us ten thanks to the roadblocks and rebels in balaclavas with homemade guns and bombs. At some of the roadblocks we paid bribes and could pass instantly with no drama. At others there were lines of trucks and cars backed up miles long, forcing us to find other routes using dirt roads. I saw vehicles burning and people pulled out of their cars for voicing support of the government. It was chaos but I never once felt in danger. The people were kind to me and many were simply grateful for my presence and support. At one point I actually left my debit card in an ATM only to be chased down by the local woman who went in after me. She handed me back my card with a big smile and wished me luck on my travels. My jaw almost hit the ground. I think even in New Zealand I would have been lucky to ever see that card again!
Finally in San Juan Del Sur I was so close to the Costa Rican border I felt like I was basically there already. Until word started spreading that they were closing the border indefinitely.
I started to prepare for the possibility that I’d be stuck there for a while. Fuel and food were already running out fast and a civil war was starting around me. I was grateful for what I had experienced through Nicaragua but I was definitely ready to cross that border and move on. Not to mention I was on day 90 of my visa and facing fines if I couldn’t do a border run quick smart.
Luckily the border eventually re-opened! I jumped on a bus, said goodbye and good luck to Nicaragua and made my way smoothly into the beautiful land of Costa Rica with one goal in mind: to find a sloth!