It was at the Inaugural Ball, in the shadow of a President, that I had just a little taste of life as a Washington bigwig.
It was a brief taste, mind. A fistful and nothing more. Alicia Keys had come and gone and Stevie Wonder was distracting all the actual guests when, for a moment, I slipped the official media minder and sprinted to the refreshments stand for a glorious taste of the high life.
Inaugural balls are glam affairs - bowties and sparkly frocks - and I must admit I was a little surprised at first. I suppose I'd expected oysters or caviar or at least something with olives from the posh section of the New World deli.
Instead, though, I got Cheez-Its. Dry, salty, half-cracker half-chip and preserved-for-all-eternity, $2.99 for a family box, Cheez Its. Given the majesty and significance of the occasion, it didn't feel terribly Presidential.
But I must be honest when I say almost everything else about the day did. From the masses in the mall to the snipers on the rooftops to the creeping black motorcade carrying the man himself, President Barack Obama's inauguration was a spectacular credit to the theatre of American politics.