Self described "benevolent dictator" Heath Franklin's Chopper is coming to Taranaki next week with his smash hit show Live From Anzakistan. See this week's print edition of the Stratford Press for details on how to win a double pass to the show.
After taking over the former countries of New Zealand and Australia, then throwing out the s**t bits, Chopper's created the world's newest superpower Anzakistan, and claims he's just the bloke to run it.
"Looking at how democracy is playing out in today's society I think it is clear that I am the right dictator to run things," says Heath as he references the "giant assclown" Donald Trump.
"He's not the sort of bloke we need around here."
Heath says in culling the s**t bits of the two nations, Taranaki will be kept safe.