What follows, which inevitably has SWAT blokes doing unwise things, is surprisingly tension-free.
It does offer a couple of twists - some that suggest that its writers had tried to toss a "black comedy" skittle in too.
But it's movie with a fairly random sense of tone, mostly reflected by Clooney's character who is going from scared to defiant to co-operative and back again within a couple of scenes.
He's yet another TV frontman with his cool-headed director in his ear. But Holly Hunter and William Hurt in Broadcast News and Jeff Daniels and Emily Mortimer in The Newsroom did it much better.
Oh that's right. It's also about Wall Street screwing over the little guy. Quite forgot.
Then again, so does the movie as it locates a villain and Gates' show suddenly transforms from stock-spruiking sideshow to investigative journalism unit in a matter of minutes.
Yes, Clooney and Roberts might offer plenty of starpower but their characters are edge-free, while O'Connell seems to run out of puff.
Which might seem unusual for a film directed by accomplished actor Jodie Foster, someone who has been in plenty of great movies.
But this, her fourth feature, is proof she's yet to direct one. Her stocks won't rise after this.
Verdict: No, not on the money
Cast: George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Jack O'Connell
Director: Jodie Foster
Rating: Violence, offensive language & sex scenes
Running time: 99 mins