A contestant has been booted from a US dating show after just one episode following an ordeal that saw him drunkenly call a woman a "one-armed b*tch" before "pooping" his pants.
Chad Johnson was the villain on the most recent series of The Bachelorette US, and that reputation has been strengthened following his short stint on Bachelor In Paradise.
Just one episode into the series - which features former contestants of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette - the 28-year-old former marine managed to charm fellow contestant Lace and made out with her in the spa before alcohol led to some bickering.
Returning to the living quarters, Chad called Lace a b**** before turning on everyone else.
"I'll murder everyone here. I'll kill your children and murder your family. Dolla, dolla bills, yo," he slurred. He then turned on another contestant, Sarah Herron, who was born with one full arm and only the upper half of the other due to a medical condition.
"F*** that one-armed b****," he continued. "You suck that d***. Keeping sucking that d***. Keep sucking that fame."
Chad eventually passed out by the pool. And, according to other contestants, he crapped himself.
"Not only did Chad lose his mind, but he lost all the contents in his body," fellow contestant Vinnie recalled. "Apparently he pooped his pants."
And it turns out even reality TV producers have their limits. An emergency meeting was called to eliminate The Chad immediately.
"You told everybody at this hotel last night to suck a d***," host Chris Harrison said. "You had a chance to turn over a new leaf and you didn't, and so on behalf of everybody, I'm sorry, I thought this could work out, it didn't. I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
By now, just from reading this article, you can probably assume Chad didn't take the forced-elimination very well.
He flipped again.
"You don't even watch this. You went to sleep last night with a mimosa and a robe on. F*** you, dude. Go drink your mimosas," Chad slurred at the host. "You think this is all fun and games? This is my life. You're going to sit here and try and make me look like a b****? F*** you, Chris Harrison. Come at me."
Since being evicted, the guilt has set in about his "one-armed b****" comment and Chad has taken to Twitter to apologise to Sarah.
"I apologise. I said something I shouldn't have said, and I did make a mistake. It sucks. What are you going to do?" he wrote.
I am a real person, and sometimes I get too drunk and I say the wrong things. So get off my back or I'll murder your family #TheBachelorette— Chad Johnson (@realchadjohnson) August 4, 2016
We're now kinda hoping the Australian version of The Bachelorette incorporates some drunken rants and pants-pooping later on in this current season.