New Zealand TV-obsessed website The Spinoff curates Weekend Watch, their selection of the best places to rest your weary eyes on your days off, selected by Spinoff editor Duncan Greive (DG) or staff writer Alex Casey (AC). Enjoy!

Movies:

The Exorcist

Massive Santa's waggling his creepy finger, the giant baubles are up at the mall and people are starting to talk about terrible things like "tanning" and "New Years". Frankly, Christmas stress makes me want to rotate my head 180 degrees and vomit green slime on a wall. There is no greater antidote to the crazed enforcement of holiday cheer than a late night with

The Exorcist

. The terrifying 1973 film that shocked the world still continues to deliver scares year after year. Your classic heartwarming tale of a 13 year old who gets possessed by devil, it's one you should be hurtling down the stairs backwards to see. / AC

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Where: TV2 on Sunday at 10.30pm

Free to Air Shows:

SVU Season Finale

From hosting about 50 crossovers with other branches of the

Law & Order

empire to some

terrible Mike Tyson-based casting choices

, it's been a hell of a year for

Law & Order: SVU

. Saturday night will see the two-hour season finale of Ice T's longest running acting role. For fans of Ice T's good work in

Ice T's Rap School

and

Ice Loves Coco

, you might need to brace yourselves for a more gritty tone as he dons his serious leather blazer to investigate criminal cases involving that always seem to involve rape, assault and crimes against children. SVU might not be everyones cup of (ice) tea - but at 14 seasons, it's got to be doing something right. Right? / AC

Where: TV3 on Saturday at 8.30

Binge Watch:

Top Boy

Summer started Monday. It's 20 degrees outside and people are swimming on their lunch breaks. So what better time to visit a dilapidated drug-infested council housing estate in London? The elevator pitch for

Top Boy

is essentially '

The Wire

, but in England', and the way the drug trade ripples out and infects whole neighbourhoods is a central concern for each show. But London is somehow bleaker and less glamourous than even David Simon's Baltimore - death comes mostly by the knife, not the gun, and there's no sense of major financial reward for anyone involved in the trade. The UK's big dramatic success of recent years was Broadchurch, which showed a murder gripping a small town.

Top Boy

- easily its equal - studies the grim resignation that accompanies death in the slums of a big city. / DG

Where: Lightbox

NZ TV:

Shortland Street Omnibus

In preparation for the final week of

Shorty

for the year, make sure you pay a visit to Ferndale this Sunday morning. It's been a huge year with the blindsiding death of Sarah Potts, the

rebellion of Kronos

and the

Simon Bennett's shocking revelation

that Kylie's tan is real. The christmas cliffhanger has been the best single episode of New Zealand TV for 22 years running, which is some kind of record. This year's has been well-flagged as a lean away from the usual explosions and death into something a little weirder and hunkier. Plus, we'll be

Shortland Street

mad on

The Spinoff

all next week with "Street Week", a bonanza celebrating all things Ferndale. / AC

Where: TV2 on Sunday at 10am

Reality:

Shearing Gang

Post-Xero and Lorde, it's easy to forget that the only thing which New Zealand's made until the first

LOTR

movie was wool and delicious, nutritious mutton. No one ever seems to crack those classic 'sheep shagger' jokes about us anymore, which is a great sadness. Thankfully the lower South Island still parties like it's 1955, and sheep shearing remains a key employer of rural youth. Shearing Gang's third season premieres this Sunday, and follows the "hard working, hard partying" shearers of central Otago, who shave under the watchful eye of "shearing mogul" Pete Lyon, "the Tony Soprano of the shearing industry". It looks like a stone cold classic. / DG

Where: The Box Sunday at 6.10pm

Sport:

KFC Fight For Life

If you wanted to explain New Zealand to a visitor from abroad, and could only use one pay-per-view celebrity sporting event, then you should definitely pick the KFC Fight For Life. Now over 10 years old, the Fight For Life is maturing like a fine bucket of deep fried chicken - Duco know the formula and deploy it perfectly every time. First, find a bunch of famous people who don't know how to box. Next, get them to box. This year's event features "Mournin'" Millie Holmes battling Frankie "Valerie" Adams and 300kg Chiefs prop Ben Tameifuna facing 3m tall leaguie Willy Mason, and promises to be as enjoyably bats*** as ever. / DG

Where: Sky Arena Saturday at 8pm

More Spinoff:

• Duncan Greive examines Breakfast's botched opportunity with the Deep Dive
• Alex Casey tells us why she thinks Dog the Bounty Hunter is a Batman for our time
• Matt Suddain finds Vikings the perfect way to kill time before Game of Thrones returns

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