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Paul Casserly: Girls 'money shot' too hot for Australian audiences

Blogger Paul Casserly looks at our attitude to sex on TV after an Australian network's admission it "excised" a graphic shot from Lena Dunham's Girls.

Adam Driver and Lena Dunham in a scene from Girls. Photo/supplied
Adam Driver and Lena Dunham in a scene from Girls. Photo/supplied

Once again Girls has led the way when it comes to shocking us awake.

The HBO series, playing on Soho in New Zealand, has excelled in depicting sexual scenes the way they sometimes play out in real life. Which is to say, badly. This is not the soft-core porn you might find on Network TV or even on Sky Movies. It's more Animal Planet. Watching Girls makes me think that the philosopher Thomas Hobbes could well have been talking about 20 somethings and sex with his famous description of the life of man, "solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short."

Lame pun intended, last week's episode was a real pearler.

The scene in question involved Hannah's ex Adam, (Adam Driver) and his new, post-Hannah girlfriend, Natalia. It also involved something not often seen on TV, semen. We all know this stuff exists; indeed we all came from it.

But still it has the power to shock in the confines of drama/comedy.

The scene in question was a brilliantly dark one and the sperm in question is actually the least important aspect of it. What makes the appearance of the liquid most interesting is the fact that it wasn't played for laughs - far from it. As with the best moments on the show it actually has something to say, unlike say Californication. On one level it portrays the reality of a generation of men whose sexual education is conducted online.

So when they get with real girls, they are in effect working to the script of a porno. Adam has already shown himself to be somewhat retarded in this department, but unlike the time he engaged in another bout of selfish, uncomfortable sex, ending in relief on the chest, (with Hannah), this time he didn't ask.

What was most revealing about the scene was that this was actually his meat-headed way of breaking up with Natalia. Sure, he ordered her around on all fours (the episode was called On All Fours) but she had previously been direct with him about her rules of sexual engagement. In a sense you could say she asked for it with her "I'm on the pill but I want you to pull out and come on me just to be safe." It was confronting, uncomfortable and possibly genius.

The sight of male reproductive mucus on TV has been a rare thing, although something that is rarer in real life, female ejaculate, has been seen flying in a particularly memorable scene on Californication.

Another HBO show, Sex and the City has also been there, though I wonder if that scene, which apparently involved flying semen in a tantric sex session, remained intact on New Zealand screens when it aired here on free to air TV. (That and a scene from American Dad are mentioned in a Slate piece on Seminal Moments here.)

It all highlights the strange hypocrisies that we live with. We all happily laugh at that scene from Something About Mary, when Cameron Diaz has it stuck in her hair, but if it starts flying through the air, we call the Broadcasting Standards Authority. We are happy to watch graphic violence and mortuary carve-ups of cadavers but will not countenance female genitalia or an erect male penis. Save the whales, pass the lamb kebab; I guess that's just human nature.

This goes some way to explain that while the truly disturbing aspect of the scene (namely Adam's sexually aggressive treatment of Natalia), was seen by the Australian viewers of the Showcase channel, it was the semen that was censored out.

As TV Tonight reports, "Showcase edited very little out of the scene but shots of the fluid were excised."

It may also be that while older viewers found the scene somewhat shocking, it was not such a big deal to the kids. As the LA Times points out: "To younger viewers, who have been exposed to graphic sexual images via the internet for years, any concern over the scene might be seen as much ado about nothing. On social media, the scene was talked about -- but not as much as a scene in which Dunham's character Hannah injures her ear with a Q-tip."

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Paul Casserly watched too much TV as a child.

It began with Dr Who, in black and white, when it was actually scary. The addiction took hold with Chips, in colour. He made his mum knit a Starsky and Hutch cardigan. Later, Twin Peaks would blow what was left of his mind. He’s been working in radio and TV since the 1990s and has an award in his pool room for Eating Media Lunch.

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