Simple way to mimic the Australian accent: drink six pints and start slurring

Typical Australian fights off shark while smashing a brew. Photo / Getty

With Australian media putting the boot into the All Blacks, it's perhaps appropriate that attention was turned to Australia's weak spot: the accent.

Australians' distinctive accent has its origins in the "drunken slurring" of the heavy-drinking early settlers, according to a communication expert from the country.

In an impassioned call for Australian schools to teach verbal expression and delivery, Dean Frenkel, a public speaking and communication lecturer at Victoria University in Melbourne, said "drunken Aussie-speak" was first established generations ago but has continued to be passed on to children by sober parents. "The Australian alphabet cocktail was spiked by alcohol," he wrote in The Age.

"Aussie-speak developed in the early days of colonial settlement from a cocktail of English, Irish, Aboriginal and German - before another mystery influence was slipped into the mix. Our forefathers regularly got drunk together and through their frequent interactions unknowingly added an alcoholic slur to our national speech patterns."

Mr Frenkel said poor communication was "not related to class" but was evident among all sectors of Australian society. "The average Australian speaks to just two thirds capacity - with one third of our articulator muscles always sedentary as if lying on the couch," he wrote. "Missing consonants can include missing 't's (impordant), 'l's (Austraya) and 's's (yesh), while many of our vowels are lazily transformed into other vowels, especially 'a's to 'e's (stending) and 'i's (New South Wyles), and 'i's to 'oi's (noight)."

Most experts believe the accent - known for its flat tone, Nasality and elision of syllables - developed from the mix of dialects found in the early colony. Various myths have arisen to explain certain features of the Australian drawl, including the claim that Australians mumble to avoid swallowing flies.

Linguists from Macquarie University in Sydney said the accent would have developed very rapidly as a means of demonstrating "peer solidarity" among the children of the new colony.

"Even when new settlers arrived, this new dialect of the children would have been strong enough to deflect the influence of new children," they said.

But the latest theory, suggesting that the colony's heavy drinking played a role, and Mr Frenkel's appeal for clearer speech, appear to have largely been well received in Australia. "Dean Frenkel is right about the need for better speaking skills," said Anne Riddell in a letter to The Age. "And it's not just about pronunciation; vocal quality or timbre matters, as does intonation - the way the pitch of the voice rises and falls."

The accent has long proven divisive, with Winston Churchill calling it "the most brutal maltreatment which has ever been inflicted upon the mother tongue".

By contrast, Mark Twain apparently expressed a fondness for the tendency to abbreviate words and drop syllables, saying the accent was soft and had "a delicate whispery and vanishing cadence which charms the ear".

- The Daily Telegraph