Off White Thunder and Kev head to Ben Burn Park to talk the week's off-piste cricket happenings.
They acknowledge NZ Test cricketer and artificial grass salesman Tim McIntosh and the Great Ben Stokes' Mum Incident, provide a halfhearted run-down on Kiwis in the IPL, and get bamboozled by the "rising supergiants".
Emails From Around the World target talent-makers and under-performers, the Sky NZ commentary team, Joseph Romanos, Dick Frizzell, Colin Munro's serenity, Iron feeds our obsession with Marlborough with a great yarn about Bulfin & Bartlett, and the Woman Slayer checks in with a horse meat tale for the ages.
Cricket Violence Corner is in Compton this week, singing Bullets.
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