Meanwhile, the bizarre-looking bars that sprout from the bodywork are sufficiently broad to tip it deep into bends, the compliant suspension keeping the rubber down as you throttle through and out, braking hard into the next corner then flinging it in with increasing confidence as you realise this bike really can deliver the real-world goods.
That upright riding position permits good leverage through both footpegs and bars and lets you move around on the bike as you flick it about, delighting in the sort of forgiving handling that encourages hoonery - or allows that last-second save when diesel or dirt sends the back wheel awol.
The bodywork does a reasonable job of protecting the rider. The LCD instruments include a twin trip, an air temperature gauge and a clock to alert you when you're late for work, at which point you'll appreciate Crossrunner's ability to carve through gridlock via the commanding view, good steering lock and decent brakes further boosted by ABS.
Even passengers will like it. The low-mounted exhaust permits a flattish pillion seat that's easy to mount, and tucks your sweetie out of the wind.
Really, the only fly in the ointment is that the 21.5-litre tank lifts the centre of gravity when full.
Honda says Crossrunner was designed after customer focus groups revealed a need for an adventure-style bike without an off-roader's jacked-up suspenders and sky-high seat. Buyers wanted the look and back-roads manoeuvrability without the disadvantages. Honda chose tried-and-true ingredients and linked them with minimum fuss.
Crossrunner should, therefore, feel like the bastard child of a committee decision. That it doesn't say as much about the quality of its ingredients when new, as it does about the ability of Honda's designers to think just a little outside the proverbial square.